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to the tune of "Jack and Diane"

Little epic 'bout Rand and Egwene,
Two Rivers kids growin' up in the Third Age.
Randy's gonna be the Dragon Reborn.
Egwene, Amyrlin in the eye of Randy's storm.

Perrin got his scary dogs, and Mat his spinning dice.
Nynaeve got her own subplot, got al'Lan to make her nice.
Randy says, Egwene, don't go off inside the Shadow's vice.
No one else gotta die, just me who's gonna pay that price.

Saying, oh,
The Wheel of Time rolls on
Long after the thrill of readin' is gone.
I said, The Wheel of Time rolls on
Long after the thrill of readin' is gone.
So read on—

Randy sits back, collects his thoughts on the mountain,
Scratches his head, and does his best J.C.
—I've conquered the world, Egwene, and now grass grows all around me.
Egwene says, dude, you're just an author's wet dream.

And Rand says,
The Wheel of Time rolls on
Long after the thrill of readin' is gone.
Oh yeah, the Wheel of Time rolls on
Long after the thrill of readin' is gone.

Let them fight, let them die,
Tarmon Gaidon come and cloud the sky.
Reach volume fourteen as soon as you can,
And don't bother reading volumes seven through ten.

The Wheel of Time rolls on
Long after the thrill of readin' is gone.
I say, the Wheel of Time rolls on
Long after the thrill of readin' is gone.

Little epic 'bout Rand and Egwene,
Two Rivers kids makin' sure that Time stays the same.

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