Superuser!

Apr. 11th, 2016 10:05 am
osmie: (Bowler)
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Superuser!
When the dev site core dumps in a crash,
And without a hack, the LAMP won't stack,
But the only bug fix is in bash—
Superuser!
When your sendmail's selling someone's spam,
Your Apache logs have /dev/null clogged,
And you've got no entropy in rand()—

We can't fix the server with clicks
'Cause the sys we admin is a *nix,
And when we have no clue,
And don't know what to do,
We're only saying
Give me your root, superuser—
Superuser, S-U
-P-E-R-U-S-Er, Superuuuuuuuser!

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